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[rou_gui]

HI DONUT.

[queen_anne_chonk]

DID YOU SEE THE ADMIRAL POST?

OMIGOSH WE ARE PAIRED.

[rou_gui]

I was expecting you to be more upset about it. Evil witch and all.

Then again. You haven't had a chance to read my file yet.

[queen_anne_chonk]

THAT MAY BE BUT FORTUNATELY I AM THE BEST WARDEN ON THIS SHIP SO I WILL OBVIOUSLY BE STOPPING ALL THE EVIL UP LIKE A PLUG.

NO SPOILERS.

[rou_gui]

Grandpa got a crow. But Dallas did also fail to 'graduate' him as it were.

Maybe a cat will do better.

[queen_anne_chonk]

IS THAT AN INSULT? OF COURSE A CAT CAN DO BETTER. WE ARE CATS. THERE IS NOT A BETTER CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE AND I AM THE BEST CAT. SUFFICE IT TO SAY YOU ARE IN GOOD PAWS.

[rou_gui]

I'm counting on you

[queen_anne_chonk]

WHAT IS THE RECORD FOR FASTEST GRADUATION? DO WE KNOW? I WANT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE FASTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.

[rou_gui]

Too late for that. I've already been bumming around this boat for years. Although he did lose me for a while.

[queen_anne_chonk]

THOSE DON'T COUNT. I WILL GRADUATE YOU FAST NOW THAT YOU ARE PAIRED.

[rou_gui]

Well. It's good to have an aspiration.

[queen_anne_chonk]

YES.

ALSO I WILL GIVE YOU A SCHEDULE TO FOLLOW AND I WILL NEED TO SLEEP IN YOUR CABIN WITH YOU.

[rou_gui]

My cabin is kind of depressing right now.

[queen_anne_chonk]

THEN ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS WE SHOULD DO AS BEST WARDEN-INMATE PAIR IS A MAKE-OVER OF THAT CABIN.

DO YOU HAVE A PINTEREST BOARD?

[rou_gui]

[ kinda hard to be a moody witch brat when the talking cat wants to help you decorate. ]

I don't even know what that is.

[queen_anne_chonk]

IT'S LIKE A VISUAL WISH LIST OF ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT TO INCLUDE.

LIKE FOR INSTANCE I WOULD PUT A BALL PIT IN MINE. BALL PITS ARE GREAT.

ALSO LOTS OF PURPLE BECAUSE THAT IS MY SIGNATURE COLOR.

[rou_gui]

I don't think you can just build a wishlist of meaningful and powerful artifacts

[queen_anne_chonk]

WHY NOT? WE JUST NEED A LOT OF CUT-OUTS FOR A COLLAGE.

OMG COME TO THE COMMISSARY WE HAVE GLUESTICKS!!!

[rou_gui]

I'm coming I'm coming.

[ She is. It's not like she has anything better to do when she isn't managing the dining hall.

Her former wardrobe having been sacrificed, she is in pretty normal-looking clothes. Without all her layers and textures, she looks smaller. ]

Knock knock.

[queen_anne_chonk]

[Donut sits on the counter, pawing at different magazines and using her claws to slice at pages she likes]

Hi Quezi'ah!

Look, I'm making us a Pinterest board. We don't have the internet here, not in the way I know it, but this is the next best thing. Look through these pages and pull out anything that looks good!

[rou_gui]

No internet on the Hill. I've seen this or that visiting family out in the sun, though.

[ But pinterest wasn't really a vice for her father or her brothers. She leans in to pick a magazine and flip through it. ]

[queen_anne_chonk]

Well, you're in luck, because I'm a master Internet user! I've watched soooo much Call of Duty, it's ridiculous.

[she starts pawing around, cutting up a magazine into ribbons]

How do you feel about faux fur?

[rou_gui]

Like it will provide no amplification to my power.

[ ...which... might be for the best? ]

[queen_anne_chonk]

No faux fur, then.

[Donut swipes aside some of the clippings]

What's your signature color?