IS THAT AN INSULT? OF COURSE A CAT CAN DO BETTER. WE ARE CATS. THERE IS NOT A BETTER CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE AND I AM THE BEST CAT. SUFFICE IT TO SAY YOU ARE IN GOOD PAWS.
[Donut sits on the counter, pawing at different magazines and using her claws to slice at pages she likes]
Hi Quezi'ah!
Look, I'm making us a Pinterest board. We don't have the internet here, not in the way I know it, but this is the next best thing. Look through these pages and pull out anything that looks good!
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Maybe a cat will do better.
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ALSO I WILL GIVE YOU A SCHEDULE TO FOLLOW AND I WILL NEED TO SLEEP IN YOUR CABIN WITH YOU.
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DO YOU HAVE A PINTEREST BOARD?
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I don't even know what that is.
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LIKE FOR INSTANCE I WOULD PUT A BALL PIT IN MINE. BALL PITS ARE GREAT.
ALSO LOTS OF PURPLE BECAUSE THAT IS MY SIGNATURE COLOR.
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OMG COME TO THE COMMISSARY WE HAVE GLUESTICKS!!!
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[ She is. It's not like she has anything better to do when she isn't managing the dining hall.
Her former wardrobe having been sacrificed, she is in pretty normal-looking clothes. Without all her layers and textures, she looks smaller. ]
Knock knock.
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Hi Quezi'ah!
Look, I'm making us a Pinterest board. We don't have the internet here, not in the way I know it, but this is the next best thing. Look through these pages and pull out anything that looks good!
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[ But pinterest wasn't really a vice for her father or her brothers. She leans in to pick a magazine and flip through it. ]
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[she starts pawing around, cutting up a magazine into ribbons]
How do you feel about faux fur?
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[ ...which... might be for the best? ]
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[Donut swipes aside some of the clippings]
What's your signature color?